/TattyTeddy/ Es domāju, ka cilvēki, kurus rādīja televīzijā, ir manā televizorā, tikai samazinātā veidā.
/mopsiic/ Kad biju diezgan maza - biju pārliecināta ka Eminem ir no Latvijas.
/TattyTeddy/ Es domāju, ka cilvēki, kurus rādīja televīzijā, ir manā televizorā, tikai samazinātā veidā.
/mopsiic/ Kad biju diezgan maza - biju pārliecināta ka Eminem ir no Latvijas.
/rock039n039rollbaby/ Mana bērnības atmiņa ir ka es domāju ka smēķēšana sāp un pieaugušie to dara tikai tāpēc ka viņiem kāds liek to darīt. un vēl es domāju ka ja debesis ir sarkanas tad jāmūk iekšā jo raganas atlidos un mani aiznesīs.
/almucha/ Kad es biju maziņa, es nezināju kā rodas bērni, bet es biju redzējusi dažas pornogrāfiskas filmas un domāju ka tas, ko viņi dara ir domāts baudai, nevis bērnu radīšanai Kāda dīvaina domāšana bija
/divilitri/ Kad es biju maziņš, es domāju ka meitenes čurā caur ānusu.
/ArtūrsA/ Es domāju, ka tiem, kuriem ārā no segas bija kāju pirksti, tos zaglis nogalinās pirmos, jo pamanīs, ka viņi tur guļ.
/happy any/Kad biju maza domāju ka zemledus makšķerēšana to arī nozīmē. Cilvēki uzvelk akvalangus, metas ūdenī un rokām ķer zivis.
Un nobeigumam mazs stāstiņš no filozofss puses. Ziemasvetku vecitis. Varbut, ka FML, bet es ticeju ziemasvetku vecitim lidz pat 11 gadu vecumam. Jau kops kadiem 5 gadiem, es citi rakstiju vestuli, kuru pectam iemetu pastkastite. ( pie savas majas, jo man bija iemacits, ka tur ir jamet..lieki piebilst, ka mamma pectam to vestuli iznema un izlasija ).. Es tur sarakstiju visas savas sirsnigakas velesanas, parrakstiju no gramatam daudz dzejolisus un sazimeju sniegparslinas, jaa, taa tas bija. Taa tas notika no 5-8 gadu vecumam. 9 gadu vecuma es zimiti nodevu mammai rokas, bet tad kadu dienu pamaniju , ka mamma atver aploksni pati, es biju sokets, bet mammai neko neteicu. Tad ar draugu, kurs ari ticeja vecitim nonacam pie secinajuma, ka Banka ( taja laika likas kaut kas sausmigi kruts ) , deva vecakiem naudu pa, kuru vini pirki davanas un tas \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'vecitis\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' bija bankas parstavis, kurs kartejo gadu ziemasvetku vaakra klauveja man pie durvim. 10 gadu vecuma es sedeju pie durvju \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'actinas\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\', lai ieraudzitu, kas ir tas ziemasvetku vecitis, diemzel neveiksmigi. Tad nu pienaca tas bridis, 11 gadu vecuma es pec klauvesanas lielos tempos aizskreju atvert durvis un pamaniju, ka kads izskrien pa majas durvim, nakama pieturvieta bija logs, kur pamaniju, ka tas bija mans tetis! jautajums: kaa gan es ieprieks nepamaniju, ka nekad tetis nebija majas?/atvainojiet, šo tekstu es negribēju vienkārši labot/
Es bērnībā domāju ka bērni rodas no mūsu olām (cipa ola ieiet vagīna) un var būt tikai divi bērni (mēs ģimenē bijām divi bērni) :DDD
es maza noticēju vienam savam sapnim, kurā varēju ldiot, ja istabas vidū uzliku zaļu taburetīti (man mājās tāda bija), un vēlāk mājās patiešām liku tabureti istabas vidū un gaidīju, kad nu lido;su. bet sajūtas sapnī likās tik reālas.. :D:D un agrāk es domāju, ka bērni dzimst pa ānusu. :D:D
Kad es biju maziņš man vienmēr likās, ka apbedīšanas birojs ir algoti slepkavas :D
un kad uzzināju, ka tā nav biju šokēts un sākumā tam neticēju :D
Kad es biju maziņa es domāju, ka sēdēt uz diētas nozīmē sēdēt uz tiem vecajiem padomju laika radiatoriem
Man mamma bēnība uz jautājuma kā sievietes paliek stāvoklī atbildēja:"Ēdot tomātus!"
Kad es biju maziņš, es domāju ka guļošais policists ir policists kurš guļ uz ceļa (nesapratu kam tas vajadzīgs) :D
4. es domāju, ka grūtnieces tos bērnus apēd un tad viņi kkā tiek ārā...
11. bērnībā likās, ka, ja aktieri nogalina filmā, tad viņš tiešām mirst un par aktieriem ņem tikai pašnāvniekus
/Zibeņbikse/ Kad es biju maziņa un katros Līgo svētkos, kad kāds kaut ko teica par papardes zieda meklēšanu, es tiešām domāju, ka papardes zied un saucu savu draudzeni iet uz kaimiņsētu skatīties vai tur augošās papardes zied. Un katru gadu man tas likās aiz vien dīvaināk, jo nevienu reizi to papardes ziedu nebiju atradusi kaut arī līdu tajā papardes krūmā iekšā, līdz beidzot izpratu īsto nozīmi šim teicienam
es vel aizprojam domaju ka melnais tirgus ir amerika un tur var nopirkt nelegalas lietas :D
Par tiem kāju pirkstiem vēl joprojām līdzīgi domāju, bet tas tikai pēc šausmeņu skatīšanās.:D
kādreiz domāju kad nāktī atdzīvojas mēbeles un spēļmantiņas un grib man zbrukt bet gaida īsto mirkli :D:D
Kad biju siikai domaaju ka varaviiksne ir tilts un pa to var staigaak, un protams kad bija negais dievs dusmojas. :D
kad es biju maziņa es domāju, ka saule uziet augsā pa kāpnēm (aust) un noiet leja pa kāpnem (riet)
un vēl es domāju, ka varavīksnes galā ir zelta pods
es agrāk domāju, ka visas manas rotaļlietas ir dzīvas un dzird ko es saku. Es domāju, ka viņas kustas tikai tad, kad es neskatos!