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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !


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Medaļa RainisMedaļa Dienas joksMedaļa Redaktors iesaka
  SharK 30.12.08 23:31
 
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:D

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  Nanja 30.12.08 18:23
 
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lol

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Medaļa Žurnālists
  pelucis 31.12.08 21:30
 
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labz...
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  SLAM 01.01.09 20:17
 
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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day? A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette. Tas bija stulbākais ko šodien īzlasīju. :PP

Anonīms
Anonīms 22.01.09 13:01
 
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nedomā, ko raksta!
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