Chaks Norris neneesaa pulksteni vinjsh nosaka laiku pec saules (arii naktii).
Chaks Norris vienmer smiesies "PEDEJAIS".
Visni tachu zin burvju vaardinju Luudzu, piemeeram, luudzu nenogalini mani, bet Chaks Noriss netic burvestiibaam ...
Videji Chaka Norrisa filmešanas laika mirst no 7-10 cilvekiem.
Chaks Norris nekad nav laimejis balvu par telošanu, tapec, ka vinjš netelo.
Shito vnk nevar partulkot "Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run."
Klist runas, ka Chaks Norris ir sarakstijis Bibeli.
"www.google.lv" nemeklee Chaku Norrisu, tapec, ka vinjš pats atradiis jus.
Chaks Norris 60. minushu garu filmu nostas 20 minutees.
Chaks Norris vesi dala ar "0".
