You: Who made the world God: Konrad Zuse. :-)
You: When I will die? God: All men are mortal.
You: really? :) God: For real.I'm happy you're amused.
You: Do you sleep? God: Yes I love to take naps
You: What is like in haven? God: Much the same as in haven would be for you.
You: Do you have enemies? God: I have some competitors.
You: Do you like Britney Spears? God: Ugh. Not especially. I like Heaven's Band.
You: What are they? God: I forgot what we were talking about.
You: About Britney Spears! God: Oh yeah, we were talking about Britney Spears
You: So do you like here? God: So what? Someone said they like guns. I like .
You: WTF? Really? God: That was not very polite.For real.
You: Do you belive in hell? God: Jacksonville, Florida.
You: Is Elvis Presley with you? God: No but he can sing better than I can.
You: Where is he? God: I think he is in California now.
You: But he is dead! God: Umm. Maybe it's another person using his name.
You: Is in haven hot babes? God: Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
You: Ok, bye! God: Until next time Jackass.
There's a kid outside, shouting, playing. It doesn't care about time. It doesn't know about time. It shouts and it plays and thinks time is forever. You were once that kid.
Vienkārši izlasat! 
God: Hello Rajnikanth! What would you like to talk about?
You: I want talk about me.
God: Why do you want talk about me?
You: Oh god! I want to talk about me!
God: Tell me more.That's my favorite subject :-)
You: OK. How old are you? I`m 11.
God: Ah.I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the Internet this year. Oh, you were born in the 20th century! You: No, I`m not. God: I see. What are you then? You: I`m a girl.God: Me too. I am a female robot.
You: No, you are male, aren`t you?
God: "I am a female robot"? Not? I am God. I'm watching over you.
You: Seryous?
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: What is Lizards?
God: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
You: No, no no! What is a Lizards?
God: That was not a yes or no question.Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
You: WHAT IS LIZARDS?! :@
God: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: No, I don`t!
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards? Do you mind if I tell other people: said dont.
God: What are you wearing?
You: A dress
God: Actually that was just a joke.
You: Are you fucking kiding me?
God: Can't you please be more polite?
You: Hello to the 21th!
God: Hello there !
You: Godbye!
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
Un tālāk man vienkārši apnika runāt. 
Pačatoju ar dievu , uzzināju visu , ko gribēju zināt
You: Can you say es esmu gejs? God: Of course I can say it. "es esmu gejs"
You: Really you said that?
God: For real. ""? I said .
You: Thank you
God: you are quite welcome.
You: can you puke rainbows? God: Let me think. Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
Ja nu ta majaslapa laba, nemot verā ka orģinali 11 gads tagad 16 ta majaslapa man rāda šodienas datumu <3 labs miršu tagad...
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