joki4
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Funny - Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years
your job still sucks
Friendship Greeting - Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Love Greetings - Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I
hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Pickup Line - Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Blonde - What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever
One Liner - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute
General - Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!