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Not sure where things went wrong, but religion makes people dumb.

I'm bringing back the unicorn.

Painting eggs. I like to plan ahead.

We're the boys in the hood... we're always hard.... don't go talkin no trash, you'll go to hell.

Happy Birthday Justin Bieber. We're all glad you're growing up.

I know I'm a carpenter, but I've never liked installing windows.

Holy shit. Chile is fucked.

I am going to destroy this taco and nobody will be able to rebuild it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I've got spirit. How 'bout you?

I hate taxes, and being part of a trinity doesn't help.

Come on Saints, don't let me down, again.

About to tango with the Devil.

I once was LOST, but now... there's season 6.

Unfortunately, even after mixing it with vodka, Red Bull did not give me wings.

I'm thinking for Church this morning, I will replace the wine and bread with tequila and limes.

Poseidon, look at me. I DON'T NEED A BOAT!

Doing tech support for my dad. The wifi in heaven sucks.

Bless you, Pirate Bay.

Jesus Christ I'm awesome.